27 Weeks pregnant. Feels like a lifetime. Second time mamas, I am sure you can relate. Shared this on social media recently, and hope it gives you a chuckle. Hang in there! You’ve got this.

Dear Hank:

You took up residency inside this body, and have been makin’ waves ever since.

While your sister made me super sick, you my dear, are relentless.

Not to mention physically how much different it is this time.

No matter what I do, my muscles are turning to mush, my insides feel like they’re coming out and my massive belly won’t stop growing. 

We’re having a good run, but I’ll be  honest….mama is done.

There are less than 12 week until we see your sweet face and here is some advice:

Plan on coming early.

Don’t give me any trouble – just fall right out.

Don’t plan on eating more often than every 2-3 hours.

Start sleeping through the night right away.

Just smile and nod.

Promise….. we’ll have no issues.

Signed,
Your Delusional Mama

P.S. his name is not Hank (but he has one). Our families refer to him as baby hank and it stuck.